the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
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Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
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How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
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