kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
