the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
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It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
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Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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