We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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