Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
Randomize
