Your tits are I can't wait for
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
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i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
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do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
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