Dual....:-)
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
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Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
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Everyone says I win the strip club
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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