I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
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you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
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Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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