Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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