Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
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Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
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Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
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So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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