Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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