new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
that may or may not have been my penis.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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