Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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