The brown eye won't let me do that either.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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