I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
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