If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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