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Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
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I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
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E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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