yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
Randomize
