my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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