My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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