Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Everclear isn't food dammit
FUCK WHALES
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
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