Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
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