your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
this hospital has no fireball
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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