You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
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The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
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Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
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