Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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