yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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