when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
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