He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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