Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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