wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
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He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
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I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
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