when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
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When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
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Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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