yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Randomize
