And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
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I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize