Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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