very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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