Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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