is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
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