Everything about him screamed your future.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
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