What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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