but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
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I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
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I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
We had sex on a dog bed..
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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