We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
love makes seman taste better
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
is it fun? or sober?
Randomize
