So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
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Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
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I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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