My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
That's how pantless uber rides happen
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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