What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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