her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
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Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
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Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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