C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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