operation harelip BJ is a go
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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