I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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