What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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