Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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