Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Xanax induced break ups are the best. Since I'm a professional fiancee, I'm going to break up with them on Xanax from now on. It didn't hurt one tiiiiiny bit.
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at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
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HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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