I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
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